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Aina vois olla huonomminkin…

Laitetaan nyt sama vielä suomeksikin.

“Mä vihaan mun v*tun elämää. Oon niin luuseri kuin vaan voi olla.

Mä oon 22-vuotias ja töissä pikaruokapaikassa. Tää on mun eka työpaikka enkä kai koskaan saa parempaa. Mun työkaveri kiusaa mua joka päivä. Jos kantelisin mun pomolle, se leikkais mun pientä palkkaa entisestään. Pomo ei v*ttu aattele muuta kuin rahaa.

Vapaa-ajalla en tee mitään. Mun paras frendi on vähän vammanen, mutta kai sekin on parempi ku ei mitään.

Mä rakastan mun naapuria, joka muutti vähän aikaa sitten etelästä. Mutta kai sekin vihaa mua. V*ttu.

Oon jumittunu tähän kaupunkiin koska en oo saanu ajokorttia. Mä munaan mun inssiajon JOKA V*TUN KERTA. S**TANA.

Kaikista pahinta on se, että mä asun ananaksessa merenpohjassa.”

🙂

 
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Posted by on 28.2.2012 in Humour, In Finnish

 

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Always Remember – Things Could Be Worse!

A pair of In-N-Out cheeseburgers.

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I know this guy. He is usually so happy but even he has dark moments.

“I hate my f*cking life. I’m a goddamn failure.

I’m 22 years old and I work at a fast food joint. This is the only job I have ever had I will probably never get a better one. My co-worker verbally harasses me all day. If I told my boss, he would cut my already low salary. All that f*ck face cares about is money.

Outside of work, I don’t do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that is better than nothing.

I am in love with one of my neighbors who moved in from the south, but I’m sure she hates me too. F*ck.

I’m stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver’s license test EVERY F*CKING TIME I TAKE IT. F*CK THIS.

Worst of all, I live in a f*cking pineapple under the sea.”

🙂

 
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Posted by on 28.2.2012 in Humour, In English

 

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Help Us, Jebus! No More Snow, Please!

The weather is weird everywhere in the world. Too much snow for many of us, damnit.

English: snow

 
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Posted by on 20.2.2012 in Humour, In English

 

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Doctor Who House and Jeeves?

Tired. That’s when you’re the most creative. I came up with some excellent ideas for new tv shows.

Now that House M.D. is about to end, it would be cool if Hugh Laurie teamed up with the Doctor Who team and became the twelfth Doctor. With Steven Fry, naturally. Imagine the possibilities!

Doctor Who House (Laurie) with Jeeves (Fry). Or Doctor Who Wooster (Laurie) with Jeeves. Or Doctor Who (Fry) with Doctor House (Laurie). Or Doctor Who Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson) with Doctor House (Laurie), Jeeves (Fry), and Baldrick (Tony Robinson).

Or would it be to hard for the universe to handle these scenarios? Will silence fall if any of these tv shows actually happens?

 
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Posted by on 15.2.2012 in Humour, In English

 

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So Cold…

It’s been such a cold week here in Northern Finland. Almost -30 here and almost -40 in the northeastern part of this region. So cold like in Siberia or Alaska.

A year ago, it was like this:

But, well, spring is coming soon.. Any day now. (In April or May…)

 
 

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